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last edit : 2023 03 29 : #stuff ! well slowly add stuff (and things) as it suits and fits with no deadline or ulterior motive (unless Elon wants to send us that billion?) serving as examples of "what could be considered for galmeetsdemo" , atm i dare say the TICtro which went over demtro well into demoterritory is ;.. like an immersive game ? JUST GOTTA get it down (but probably will be only one, when you're 150years old and you remember paddles, learning zig doesnt work together with making demos for 20 fantasy consoles and cables in the mean time you see - JoG 2023, not even a hi school degree and using GOSUB as if JSR was never a problem for th-Elite
well this might take a bit to get shape according to the way of the universe :: from chaos (ZeroDesign 2023 02 28)

intro/introstyle

c64 :: real hw/VICE

1st1(k)
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Boundrless
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Lonelyraster
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browser/executable :: AGK

exec zip files arent up for download yet ... oh and its time too - well this is for demozoo so there are decent linksto but also for the site since long overdue (submissions are possible is 50steem is worth your time more than posting it on csdb alone and we like it enough but we're not gonna ask around, we just do this site anyway, love is a bonus heh heh)
Mandala
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Bubblegum Galaxy
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browser :: phaser

Novelties (v0.0)
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Fair Tribute (v0.0)
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Uncle Bobber v0.02, Xenon is de Alverman mix
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bits 'n pieces

browser :: phaser

Tower of Tweens(routgebakken miks)
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Tower of Tweens(sinezit miks)
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Uncle Bobber (tante Terry miks)
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Uncle Bobber (nonkel Triton miks)
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browser :: css2php

newer than 1995, css probably atm - but the point is : get 128b (256/512/1024/2048/4096)b of actual php script (including tags and style) without javascript at all - got some examples but nothing to write home about yet - you just get 256b so your ?php anc closing, everything every character is one byte, will post some examples here but not today, we were just gonna do the bobbervid for demozoo linking and look at all the typing now

browser/executable :: 128b(asic)ytes

Arkansaw Tiddy Blewz
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'graph'
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'QQ-rcode'
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stuff :: stuff

well we got a vocore, a lot of scrap cables, jumper wires, screwdrivers and ... the ben eater 6502 breadboard kit, for which we didnt have the space time yet so we didnt have the braintime yet, screwing it up b/c stuck with 2m² of space already rekt a drive and more - leaving stuff in the next room apparently makes dark matter patches appear that break it while sleeping (no that wasnt the cat) - what do we wanna do with that ? eeeuuuhhhh ... learn ? remember last year there wasnt gonna be electricity for everyone ? and this year xept for the mainstream media it just looks like the apocalypse is closer , not warded off... so ... learn ? cant have too bad to have in the coming dark age and we already know how to pull a trigger if we have to (not rocket science actually) .... other than that, probably pico and nano experiments in domotica with scrap parts whatever we can (if this were OUR place and OUR life in OUR choice of space with money WE made by having had OUR life ... but it isnt so thats probably the best since we dont have tungsten plates or space-insulation to build a house with agm batteries for bricks)
the demozoo page 'is up' by now (2023 03 28), for some reason we even had a comment on it already heh ... is that how dire the state of scene is todays ?
atm as original and still : galmeetsdemo 2x / year (january/august):50 steem , logorrhea 4x (...months): 10 steem, freestyle : open, 1 steem, all subject to availability ofcourse, we dont have money or sponsors but some excess steem and we do the site anyway
as for rules , i think originally it was "60 seconds" (like novel ties) BUT
i think atm we would move to "at least 60 seconds + HAS TO BE realtime executable + proof of work (you cant submit fairlights latest co-op or something) for galmeetsdemo, no platform or size limits ofcourse if you send one made for the soviets 1965 supercomputer and dont bring an emulator its gonna be hard to prove. Submittig your own stuff is definitely the most important. All stuff submitted will sit in the transit section, which is subject to available space (depending on what maybe 10k entries max atm) but we pick as if we are the suits of demo, there wont be voting since theres no event. As for logorrhea it has to be a logo for the site(s) janesondergrond/nftyr/alleycat/almorkat/fiat-ux/vocorecator one of the inhabitants of ondergrond, We cant check if its made with chatGPT but if it is then no thanks. As for freestyle, ... possibly anything except your standard memes and if anything no real names or faces (you cant put someones picture in some skit unless its yours) - thats probably it. Last word lies with the lords of chaos , and you dont have to if theres something that goes against your grain just dont. Its here b/c we do it anyway, if we ever get money for a real event we'll post some flyers in your local pubs toilet ... slopjob but its not website day today (last edit : 2023 02 27) , questions ? mail ! its very much possible that we are more likeable in person than you might think we are in troll-land which this internet seems to be .. (ah the good days of IRC when polite was crashing your pc and leaving a virus that said "gotcha" heh ...
AlleyCat

Y'all got any more of dem frameworks, sorry but imma paste it here
Lua 5.3 reference , came in quite handy while doing TicTok-proof (eta somewhere 2023), as syntax is a waste of brainspace we usually dont store the 9 billion languages of god inhere, we're already full enough.
stuff we'd like to try sometime ... :
and see what the fuss is about ... because bums cant afford notch ... just like we would Amiga if someone sent us one b/c it feels wrong to start with the emulator (we accept spectrums and amstrads too ...) we were looking around and the atari Falcon, Jaguar and the Neo-Geo console were simply unaffordable and an amiga was actually nowhere to be found - so money will probably not get better since the world is doing fine, BUT IF YOU are one of those youtube people who keeps them in a glass case while doing nothing but talk on vid ? SEND THEM TO US, we will treat them the respect they deserve !

  • cables.gl , the fabled newskool, u waarschijnlijk welbekend ...

  • MIPS32 for a vocore ... so far we got a fractal on screen at the right offset :p (https://almorkat.janesondergrond.art/vocorecat) but thats using ash script (openWRT linux for embedded systems) and since its actually meant as a small controller to address machines on the network (locally) for our new (2022 winter) electronics hobby (for which we could use a bit more money too) programming c or mips is not a priority AND MOREOVER where we ahve a full map of what a c64 is for every single memory location we dont have one for a vocore, tho on the site it shows that using the mem command (some kind of a linux "poke memloc, data" for die hard hubbard sid-composers) it actually is a computer that abides by turing and von neumann since oyu can blink the led and other things, but without a map badass level0 MIPS opcoding is probably gonna be a bit hard (unless we scan and note each one, that should take about until we're 150 years old)
    https://inst.eecs.berkeley.edu/~cs61c/resources/MIPS_help.html

  • tooll, last years newskool ? (:p - thats b/c our native language has become fluent sarcasm, not english (while it was flemish but we think in english for a long time now, THATS WHEN WE actually think in words : the slow process - still wonder which one is more skitzo and kaotic but we think using written language words and gremmar to think in a human brain is probably causing malfunctions - school will do that to you, glad we quit but not in time) and then there was some damage after seven times more and so and such, which is not a story since its our life and nobodies business too, just be sure to understand its not an act and if you're a "its only a hundred dollar" or "real men bla" or "get over it" person, i think the door is that way ... so if it comes over sarcastic thats b/c it probably is, and since the discussion on removing master from python b/c woke we certainly quit and since pitemachine 3 announcend it took over the world in feb 2023, WE TOTALLY GOT OFF THE TRAIN but we'd like to run tooll at least once, see what the fuss is about

  • Tic-80 (working on it @2023 03 21)

  • Vircon32 (well - they call 8bit oldskool, 16bit midskool , 28 year old javascript newskool so we keep wondering whatskool 32bit is)

  • Hatari (2.3.1 last time we saw) we HAD atari st and e too so thats allowed, the question is when can we clone us to have more than one body

  • Sunvox (not fast tracker, not lmms, totally free tho)

  • Pico 8, Voxatron, ... https:/itch.io/tools/tag-fantasy-console ... if trouble were money and time would bend at day too maybe

three.js , checked it out for 3 rotating boxes , a camera and a sphere with some javascript movement but havent gotten to it, time is short while the list gets longer
things:
AGK , (not free) - our personal favourite lightweight afternoon tea coding set of C++ libraries pretending to be BASIC, but we dont think basic is not-coding while pretending to do so on a visual dragger and call 28year old skript newskool, but ofcourse, if thats your thing, THATS FINE, we saw some cool stuff on notch, cables and tooll so far , as long as its not "chatGPT wrote my demo" using whatever helps best to express the YOU in you is fine with us ... (if we ever win euromillions and host our own event : anyone found on the premises with a.i. generated music, gfx or code will be shot (twice) before interrogation)
phaser , we think phaser is thoroughly enjoyable and certainly a powerful tool for yes-coders whod like to ramp up productivity for cashcow miniprods voor de baas or own sites but sadly : browsers are not - crossplatform it doesnt always end up what it was and after 5 updates of the browsers even less so since we are not pro devs voor een baas and the own site is making ZeroMoney, we did some stuff and didnt even scratch the surface but unless it gets its own sandbox to play in (like a tic-80 pretends javascript while its basic structures using popular gremmar ...) which is consistent we probably wont too much anymore. We understand ofcourse for Davey a sandbox is less important than an industry accepted standard and we certainly dont wanna tell anyone what to do and how to do it, xept the ones telling us : we'd like to tell THOSE to fuck off and mind their own shit.
stuff wed like to or have some day before 2150 (d-day for humanity if it lasts that long by our elder scrolls with newer physics)
but in the end we will likely settle for
- the old machine that never died and is still experiencing wild blooming and growth ... pigs quest a fine example, all hallows eve too btw and so much more , because that was the first thing with a programming language and made us feel every computer after taht that didnt boot into program mode when you flic the on-switch is a weird machine
- ZIG , because if you wanna skool then new = new , 2015 is younger than yo momma when she had her first crackbaby, it runs, it compiles on all 64bit machines and up, is faster than C (so they say) and only starting ... so we thought, since we dont know C, to just skip C , skip ++ (dont even bother with the popular things the cool kids use) and go with the new time and the future, that should keep us busy until we are either 120 years old or demented (which ever comes first but in our case thats probably a lingering painful disintegrating mind & body terminal diseas)
well its certainly fresh : "where is print() in Zig?", next time you say newskool? try not to use something that was born before 2000 (j/k WHO CARES what you call it ... tho a lot of people seem to fall over denominations and rules - which is a shame)

The question is : if
for(i=0;i++;i<=10){drawellips();}
is code but
for i = 1 to 10
drawellips()
next
isn't
then y'all got any more of dem issues ?
so we'll keep this simple, if anything here gives you an epilleptic fit, just call it all "wild" and the universe will fall in place and all is good ...
we're not much into boxing (in many ways of the word) but if you need to ... just call it all wild then , we'll call it all what we call it
theres no prestige here anyway, we kick this site for mental stability and before that we would kick this for lulz, you can get 50 steem or 10 or 1 if you have steem account(s) or the equivalent in whatever can be exchanged as long as its not fiat, theres no real rules but we dont advertise either check @tyrnannoght on steemit or mail. (you dont have to btw, if theres something wrong for you here then dont lol)
the original piece (originally the idea was : 60 seconds real-time executable (minimum)
GAL MEETS DEMO PLACEHOLDER
"this is 60 seconds"

yah, i heard "music mode" , like that gnome that goes " ITS 9AM START CREATIVE NOW!" (at yahoo?)
i dont know what you want but

YOU DONT HAVE TO


"this is 60 seconds" , a measure, a bluescreen for muxionng , a something for not using, had to have something and the spaghetti was there
so ... well, so, nothing ... feel free to submit or dont if you dont ... its pretty much all the same us since
we got nothing to prove :)

there will be an upload on youtube on the galmeetsdemo playlist suppose - other than absolute deadly toxic its not even the death star yet but you can get a steem if you like
not that it matters, steem and the whole market just dropped 50% SO you would have to have a serious demoscene "cuz i do this anyway" mindset already and the website is totally unknown
its #justforfun for us but thats actually to keep the mold away - fun does not exist since here and
well ... nothing ... ? ... hehheh, ofcourse, send us a model from dino and kaede , sign it with your blood that says "free to use" and OFCOURSE but ... you know ...
does that really matter anyway ... DOES ANYTHING HERE REALLY MATTER ANYWAY BUT TO SERVE OUR MENTAL STABILITY BY KEEPING THE MOLD AWAY?
? ... oh, nevermind - tower of babel wasnt built by design either , ZeroDesign / Syntax Error / AlleyCat (/MrMalice/sh0 if theres any more sound sometimes) but its royal plural
ANY WAY ... my toasted bread will be toast by now
small edit : the one sprite used from Opengameart is "anime girl" by Hordana (click) - you could always ask overthere if "all that work was worth their time" it seems to be a conundrum to some.
also :
any subsequent braindamage will not be held responsible for me ...

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