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we do it this way because theres a stream of messages in the console just from embedding the one frame here otherwise
... i dont think we need those annoying popups either since we dont push cookies or track anything
I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than to attempt to do nothing and succeed.
*Robert H. Schuller*

For now :
  • Pouet
  • Demozoo
  • Mister FPGA
  • theres no IRC anymore ... i mean facebook, tooter and all that and we are not on discord or tiktak
  • CSDB
  • kinda funny because we dont actually have a CSDB account so someone must have set that folder up ... but here it is ! the mighty c64 prods of JoG so far
  • Youtube Janes OnderGrondbecause i dont know where else to put the vids

Tired of post-covid, post-A.I and post-woke crap ?

cronjobs ... "updating site i dont think is needed since you get filemtime on any indexpage from any subfolder in the right div" - thats just all pointless clutter .. like devlogs lol



Since Santa brings no income for xmas 2025 everything's a question mark but despite physical and mental condition, programming something we LIKE doing since the kid, thats also probably the main why we refuse a.i. IT DOESNT GET US ANYTHING if that thing does it
other than that, for the saturated gaming market ... stuff like Qud and Celeste gives hope that 800k is actually possible and the only thing i can say is "not playing the lottery gives 100% chance of not winning"
Its not like we have hope or anything, so dont bother trying to disappoint lol. That skitzofrenic mental flatline you developed on us over the last 30 years wont allow it either ... i think the brain installed it as an auto-immune response to belgium and het gatste gat.

2026 06 03

15:02,
First things first ... (due to the way mails are organized in conversations now i almost missed it because it was in a sorted folder so the reply was not in inbox ... im old after all ...) but on the 1st i got reply they would refund, didnt have to invoke my 14 day recall rights (HEY, topminister : THE DUTCHIES HAVE A 30DAY RECALL RIGHT AND BOL.COM IS STILL HOLDING OUT AGAINST AMAZON IN ALL OF THE BENELUX ... btw fyi enz)
To which i replied once more "the necessary data" , i understand one would want this confirmed to prevent further discomfort , not everyone is as nice as we are after all. So today , i just finally got to sit at that box and i checked (i dont have any payment stuff on my phone, ACTUALLY i scanned a QR code once in my life and i got ripped of for €150 ... STEAM didnt follow up on their "we hold the money for seven days" EULA, the CS guy said "i can hardly just take it back from their account" and thats why ill never buy anything from Steam again until i get that €150 back.
doch dit geheel terzijde ... i dunno maybe the CS guy was in on the scam pack for a percentage ... would be strange because last time we checked Valve is one of the best paying companies in that sector (well not much of a sector because they kinda own almost all of it lol, like microsoft soon will own all game studios that arent bought by Sony or BLAMCO yet, after which we await the merger between Sony and Blamco , just so they can stand against the tide, "small fry" like sega and nintendo getting caught up in the maelstrom perhaps joining the Jav-BRICS of gaming although PRIDE seems to get in the way of busniness a lot.
strange to see these guys in the billions when they have easy boo-boos like little children all the time. But im diverging
The money is back in my account ... so that leaves nothing to say except "both involved parties should have learned from this or else it was a complete waste of time for everyone involved" ... and already spent on that arduino box which i been wanting since shortly affter getting home assistant but couldnt because they just keep making my world (and wallet !) smaller and smaller and smaller ... something about artists and paint could apply as well as : if thou cannibalizest the plankton you will starve, WHALE !
turns out the arduino is a raspberry pi, with two pi's and 3 more wheels and a lot of stuff i didnt have in mind for the system i had in mind for ... how long do have HAOS ? some years ?? already ?? time goes fast since 2019 ...
its SMART and its A.I. powered , but so was the last roll of toilet paper i bought , that doesnt mean much anymore ... and its "for kids 10-14 years old" so ... pity the kids who roll out of belgian schools and in some years will understand that the rest of the world doesnt really see it like "IT SHOULD BE" (or what they were taught)
AAAND ... we updated Oggy from version minus 1 to - 0.99 after we found some hidden bugs and one big one we missed, the name screen didnt work because we made the Raptor Particle layer smaller to save bus fare (its the jags form of cycles i guess, although it has cycles too ofcourse but THE BUS is what its all about there)
and the print commands in BCS/JagStudio were printing outside of the buffer ... which just simply crashes the cart but only if you get there so since we never bothered changing the player name after we had the screen working we didnt notice ...
aaaand ... well ... the site is blazing fast , about the same from the local belgian ip here as it goes from albania, serbia, lithuania, thailand, chicago, norway, liechtenstein and monaco. The only thing i noticed is the sections that get filled in or altered throughb async js function calls are a lot slower to load, but after the first time (cache i suppose) its still slower but no more than you would expect and definitely still 20 times faster than any page with tracking code and ads loading from 50 servers on it
So we'll fix that up into a system that loads the string before the page loads and set a timeout , actually no we just the same timeout, we just replace it with a string instead of the .inc file
And wanna do switch logo in CRON too but for that ill need to upload logos ... we'll get to that next time its website week or something
UNLESS YOU WANNA PAY FOR SOMETHIGN ??????? nah, didnt think so ... I SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR "heres a screenshot, please kickstart me 120000 dollars" like that guy with the c64 rpg on kickstarter heh
instead of "heres a game that works and just needs the gfx and sound adjusted, if you want to support this or any other or future prod you can buy it for any price you like, thx"
thats too logical and not based on dopamine and when dealing with biped monkeys from a primitive culture not only the prime directive applies but you have to remember to sell dopamine, not diamonds (aka "hot air")
works every time for homer simpson it seems
BON ... the house is still the house so i guess we should get to it
2026 06 01

05:46,

“The way a man plays a game shows some of his character. The way he loses shows all of it."

- Uncredited.
05:36,
Much to my surprise (!) i wake up and the site is still online after one day. The belgianhosting thing didnt let me in afterwards either, it wouldnt accept my password via ftp, not the control panel via the url on the server you get until your domainname is parked. Then later in the day yesterday after setting up the new mailservers from "that service thats paid and working after ten minutes" i find a (really insulting actually) mail that says "your nameservers are no longer on us, THATS PROBABLY WHY your site is down" (imagine you being a pro or something and someone says that to you ,whats your impression ? "well i think they're used to doing business with boer Spilty and snell Johnny, who never even heard about this "domain name" you speak about)
I had nothing but excuses , i wait 48 hours, nothing is online and then when i ask i get the reply that "the domain name is missing" , NO ONE sent any request for missing info .. barring the fact that the process (in 2026) is not fully automated after checkout and then i got nothing but lame excuses, i already asked for my money back twice so i actually expect another mail with some excuse like "Ah you fucking idiot what do you know : the gnomes must have set your domain name while you were sleeping and you didnt know that it moved" ... i answered that yesterday when they were offline i reached my limit, ordered another package (about 40% cheaper for 5times more space AND full CRON jobs and other perks, ...) also for 3 years in advance, and i was up, paid and running within 10 minutes, 1 hour later my domain name spread far enough for me to see the site from my local address here, it needed some more time to get to norway and albania but it seems to be fine , it was by noon.
I looked it up and apparently even in the country ruled by the Unizo mafia you have something called "herroepingsrecht" meaning on online purchases you get 14 days to ask your money back. So ... quite sure about the kind of people they usually cater to now, easy to abuse because they're clueless ... its the typical flemish KMO experience i have come to know since i was about 20, either dealing with or working for them.
So, barring that herroepingsrecht which i now basically invoked twice with no response but another lame excuse i wonder why unizo itself doesnt clean out their own ranks, after all, scam-packs like that are the reason the dutch and the germans take everything away from here.
IK BEN BENIEUWD ... (not really, im almost certain i will get another mail with another excuse or something like "but we cant because blablabla we have an agreement that goes above consumer law and we stalled you so youre 5 minutes late ..ignoring the fact that i asked 3 days before already. Serves me right trying to do something with belgian fuckers in a country that has barely escaped 1830
you know : "your nameservers are not with us" was REALLY insulting ? as if "YEA DUDE, WHO DO YOU THINK MOVED THEM, THE GNOMES?" , since i was already on the other host about 1 hour after the whole thing was down in the morning ... 99% uptime my ass ...
i had liked to do this in a mature way and it feels like they're such poor fumbling suckers now that they have to be difficult about €100 for a dissatisfied customer ... THATS WHY THE DUTCH EAT ALL OF IT MAN ... they got decent consumer law that gets enforced too ... 30 days, no reason needed, despite that BOL.COM seems to hold fine against amazon in the Benelux ... so
even if i get my money back i cant recommend them but im sure they'll get more hapless boer Spilties .... Combell and Easyhost have always been very pro but in my current state of no income for six months i cant afford that and they dont offer 3years advance paid small packs for individual hobbyists either.
we have spoken, i wish i didnt have to, AND I SERIOUSLY WISH I WONT HAVE TO CALL ON UNIZO AND THE F.O.D. FOR A FUCKING MEASLY 100 EUROS ... be a little bit of a sporty adult, will ya ?
2026 05 31
17:58no, i havent been sitting here all day ... this house has stuff like dishes and floors ... and i think i pulled out half a bruwet of thistles and nettles too among other stuff but its time to cycle despite our non-existing condition, its very real to us
Got rid of the stream of console messages on the google video embedded , just need to check the links on everything after migration although it should be portable we dont have index/indextmp anymore ... it might point to xtmp in a few places
then theres only a matter of working it out until satisfied which is never ... tyrnannoght lore mostly i guess theres not much more to say about the jag game and the only thing we got so far for the STe is a logo with a chiptune a scroller and some bouncing balls... the godot thing .. WELL is it worth it ? retro-computing is more interesting for 0 money ...
time to shower and cycle ... why did this 33% cheaper for 5times more space WITH cron not pop up before that other one with which we are "vrij ontevreden" on the ipsos scale id say...
doesnt matter ... mental flatline wont let us give shits or fucks anyway, its got benefits but thats it -
Oh, the sixhourly CRON works .. which means the midnight one probably will too ... GREAT, the only thing better is a personally owned server with root access ... but does that even still exist today , i bet Gooble tries to monopolize it together with Crotter so the plebs cant pay it ... BUT YOU CAN GET CREDITS !!! DO YOU WANT SOME MORE CREDITS ????? lol ... vae voxless ...
o grep -R "indextmp"
includefiles/frontfiver.inc:Got rid of the stream of console messages on the google video embedded , just need to check the links on everything after migration although it should be portable we dont have index/indextmp anymore ... it might point to xtmp in a few places
formersubdomains/jogstudio.janesondergrond.art/JoGforce/includefiles/topmenu.txt: JoG main
formersubdomains/jogstudio.janesondergrond.art/JoGgy24/index4.php: JoG main
formersubdomains/jogstudio.janesondergrond.art/JoGgy24/index5.php: JoG main
formersubdomains/jogstudio.janesondergrond.art/JoGgy24/index.php: JoG main
formersubdomains/jogstudio.janesondergrond.art/index.php: Janes Ondergond
yea, why would you need system exec and shell , WHO THE FUCK NEEDS GREPCAT IF YOU HAVE JIPPEDEE ??? dude ... who's gonna repair jippedee in five years if no one can read anymore ? NOT OUR PROBLEM REALLY so see? five references to indextmp that need changing , BANZAI fro grepCat !
and now for real ...
16:18thats cronned once a day and well put that every six hours ... if it were a full gaming site i bet wed have some more but ... well but whatever and who cares its the end of the sumerian era and we had no future since here anyway
15:40i guess we'll keep frontfiver to five entries as usual. meaning 5 days not necessarily consecutive as we dont revolve around this website since it gets nothing but away from this place. Fixed that box, now ... id like to not embed the youble directly, it gets WAY too much clutter in the console and also generate the have you rewatched and cron every 4 or 6 hours, afterwards script up the page so it generates one between edits which loads in one instead of pulling async requests (SHOULD be faster, not that it matters on a professional level, but just like any democoder wants 78 rastersplits ... we dont want 69 either, right ?
13:22
heh, can already not login to the ftp server, bad credentials ... so i cant even remove the data from the servers, no answer yet ofcourse .. how the fuck does anything over the level of a junkie scam someone for 100 fucking euros ? this is why hollanders take all belgian business.
actually i got "bad certificate when logging in to the ftp too yesterday, WAT EEN KLOOIER MAN
nope, login and password via control panel dont work anymore either ... im starting to think its BECAUSE i said i dont have too much to spend that he thinks its an easy 100 because i cant sue ... i mean WHAT REP DO YOU WANT ripping off small fry for 100 euros, thats like a fucking nigerian scam from the 90s, xept they could eat from that for 6 months
just how bad is business if you resort to that ? Why doesnt Unizo clean its own ranks, they're ruling the country now and they STILL support the scambags ? 11:45
right : server_root and all that ... sa shi bu ri ... we'll moves this to janes birdie again now we have a fully working options server (almost , NOTHING LIKE ROOT ACCESS I SAY, FULL SHELL COMMAND ...) the quote should cycle once a day at least now
not sure, its sunday, i been melting all week and that previous guy who needs to check up on 2026 has been trying to break my mental flatline ... im TIRED on top of my non-existing chronic fatigue ...
unless we find a small billion at the door i see no reason to rush and hurry
11:07
fixed the chrome thing, it seems it was hanging on a missing stylesheet that was linked ... must be an artefact because it works in the others. We'll try to set up cronjobs for the quotes and others so they dont have to be loaded via async js after pageload first ... no roadmaps no deadlines unless we make money as always.
10:45
what a convenient online editor ... as usual chrome gives trouble. I thought it was displaying yesterdays site like it usually does but i get strange console messages
especially this : GET https://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/id bothers me since we dont have any tracking or ad code at all on any page anywhere on the site ... firefox and waterfox display it well but this updated message displays too so it IS fetching the correct page (in chrome) ...
AND a lot of "unreachable code after return" ... most of it seems to track back to google or youtube ... SO WE HAVE TO ASSUME FOR NOW ALL THAT is from that one embedded video ... im not sure we can stream them from the site itself but we'll give it a try later
(index):4  GET https://janesondergrond.art/fpstyle1.css net::ERR_ABORTED 404 (Not Found)
(index):47 Unrecognized feature: 'web-share'.
VM67:1 parts [{…}]
VM67:1 parts (2) [{…}, {…}]
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(anonymous) @ YYDwRTRd06M?si=Yf-J9NJ5EWnOmEQ4:11
m=root,base:228  GET https://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/id net::ERR_BLOCKED_BY_CLIENT
rj @ m=root,base:228
_.tj @ m=root,base:232
(anonymous) @ m=root,base:763
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J2 @ m=root,base:763
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(anonymous) @ m=root,base:217
setTimeout
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Promise.then
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XMLHttpRequest.send
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(anonymous) @ YYDwRTRd06M?si=Yf-J9NJ5EWnOmEQ4:11
hey it says PEGI99 and the license says no a.i. is allowed to move past the root index page ... i assume you have to respect that even if you probably wont